Scrooge Showdown: The Movie Adaptation Rating System
Because part of the holiday fun is debating which A Christmas Carol movie version reigns supreme, Brian Nelson presents his totally biased (but passionately argued) Scrooge adaptation rating system. From George C. Scott’s haunting classic to Jim Carrey’s motion‑capture spectacle — and even the Muppets — this list ranks favorite adaptations, explains what works (or doesn’t), and celebrates why Dickens’ timeless tale still resonates no matter how it’s retold. Whether you agree or want to duke it out in the comments, this showdown brings holiday cheer and spirited opinions straight from the shop blog.
Chomping Through Chaos: Why I Binged All Five Piranha Movies (and Why You Should Join the Feeding Frenzy)
In Chomping Through Chaos, Brian Nelson dives head-first into the wild, gory, and often absurd world of the Piranha movie franchise — and discovers there’s more to these cult classics than cheap scares and toothy fish. With humor and surprising insight, he explores what makes these films entertaining (and strangely compelling), how they fit into the broader shark-and-monster movie genre, and why a good midnight-movie binge still has a place in the maker’s downtime. Whether you’re a horror fan, a pop-culture enthusiast, or someone who just enjoys a fun deep dive, this post serves up laughs, commentary, and a recommended feeding order for the full piranha experience.
Graboids, Guts, and Glory: The Joy of Binge-Watching Tremors and Why Michael Gross as Burt Gummer Is Peak Awesome
In Graboids, Guts, and Glory, Brian Nelson dives into the underground chaos of the Tremors franchise and explains exactly why this blend of creature feature, humor, and practical effects has earned a devoted following. Through the lens of a binge-watching marathon, he highlights what makes Tremors enduringly fun — from relentless Graboids and quirky townfolk to Burt Gummer’s unforgettable survivalist swagger. Whether you grew up loving these desert-dwelling monsters or you’re discovering them for the first time, this post celebrates the joy of cult classics, practical effects that still hold up, and why Burt remains peak awesome. Tune in for laughs, nostalgia, and a passionate endorsement of one of the most beloved underground movie series ever made.
Why Bruce Campbell Movies Are Peak Awesome
In Why Bruce Campbell Movies Are Peak Awesome, Brian Nelson celebrates the one-and-only Bruce Campbell — the king of B-movie charm, practical effects, and charismatic grit. From Evil Dead mayhem to cult classics Bubba Ho-Tep and beyond, this post breaks down what makes Campbell’s filmography uniquely entertaining. With humor, personal insight, and a deep love for genre cinema, Brian explains why Bruce’s blend of over-the-top action, comedic timing, and unshakable screen persona has earned him lifelong fandom — and why his movies continue to inspire, delight, and define “peak awesome” in the world of cult cinema.